Josh Bernhard

Everything published across The Commons, newest first.

  1. Not an original observation, but Gene Wilder is the only American I can think of who could have played Doctor Who.

  2. Cheetah speed.

  3. Machines making machines? How perverse!

  4. My CPAP makes me feel like a lame Darth Vader, which is also the least lame thing about it

  5. My version of talking shop with other dads at birthday parties is talking about home networking setups. It ain’t sports or cars, but it’s ours.

  6. Me + my daughter + The New Bev + The Love Bug (1968) + IB tech print = a glorious fucking afternoon. (Dean Jones, man. Dean. Jones.)

  7. Roll over. Open eyes. Clock displays: 4:56 AM . Rise for day. Transformation into my very own father = near complete.

  8. Someday I hope to learn the story behind the George Lucas cameo in Minions & Monsters . Someday.

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